Ozzy Osbourne Accidentally Texted Robert Plant Looking For His Cat, Won’t Go Country and Traumatizes Jack Watch Video

Ozzy is rubbish at apps, which is why the lead singer of Led Zeppelin was alerted to Ozzy’s missing kitty.

Jack Osbourne Is Perpetually Traumatized By Ozzy & Sharon Between his mom baring her breasts and his dad showing him inappropriate documentaries, it’s a miracle Jack came out so well.

Ozzy Osbourne Doesn’t Want To Go Country Despite how good he might look in a cowboy hat, Ozzy doesn’t want to be a Satanic cowboy.

Ozzy was arrested in the ’80s for urinating on the Alamo, and 30-plus years later, he’s back for more.