Insane Clown Posse Sent Out Possibly The Best Press Release Ever Regarding Canceled Show

From http://www.insaneclownposse.com/

Juggalos, tonight’s show at the North Park Observatory has been cancelled over concerns of venue damage due to all the Faygo throwing. Well, it aint an Insane Clown Posse show without Faygo so that means we’ve been left with no choice but to call off the show…as stale as fuck as that is.

To all those SoCal/San Diego ninjas who bought tickets for tonight’s show…WE’RE SORRY AS FUCK! You can get your tickets refunded at their point of purchase. To everyone who purchased a VIP package from Hatchet Gear, we’ll be issuing you a refund promptly. However, WE ARE STILL MAILING YOU YOUR LIMITED VIP COMMEMORATIVE TOUR AMULET! It’s not your fault–our ours–that the show was cancelled, so you’re still receiving your charm in the mail.

Again, Juggalos, we’re super fucking sorry about this and hopefully we can perform for our San Diego Juggalos at some point in the future. MCL!

Tonight on the Juggalo Show, special guest and Ring of Honor legend TRUTH MARTINI! Join Jumpsteady Rude Boy, KG and Truth tonight at 9pm Est

— Violent J & 2 Dope (@icp) October 22, 2015