BANGOR POLICE DEPARTMENT Troll Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie

Earlier today, Lt. Tim Cotton took to the Bangor Police Department‘s Facebook page to reveal that the entire thing was set up by Manson himself, with the help of Officer Curtis Grenier, who was posted backstage at the concert.

Cotton wrote: “In the interest of saving us a whole lot of call-backs, Marilyn Manson was merely handcuffed and released immediately thereafter.

Officer Curtis Grenier, typically listening to only Enya, and a little bit of OASIS, was posted backstage during the Impact Music Festival. He did not recognize Mr. Manson without his stage makeup — our apologies.

“Later, when approaching Rob ZombieOfficer Grenier was overheard saying, ‘I have never seen him in ‘The Walking Dead’, so I don’t know what the big deal is.”

Grenier has been spoken to and relieved of backstage concert-related duties for the foreseeable future. The Chief has determined that Grenier can work backstage during ‘Lord Of The Dance’ or anything related to Disney.

“Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people’s things alone, and be kind to one another.

“We will be here.

“With the Beautiful People.”



I don’t like the drugs…

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But the cops like me…

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